Jew Wish - Mark Normand #shorts

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La Chaim!!! love the jews. #shorts #gay #jizz

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  • Was that supposed to be funny?

    Nick ReyesNick Reyes53 minuta më parë
  • Funny guy😂

    Miguel Games-PerezMiguel Games-Perez2 orë më parë
  • Great

    Ik HarIk Har4 orë më parë
  • Well executed joke 😂😂😂

    Lizwi MchunuLizwi Mchunu4 orë më parë
  • And yet white people can't advocate for only marrying one another to keep their race going.

    ThreeLeggedBearThreeLeggedBear4 orë më parë
  • They’ll be fine lol

    Dop eSkiisDop eSkiis5 orë më parë
  • Your stage presence resembles a robot telling knock knock jokes. And the funniest part about this video is the fact that you think this is funny...

    Daddy DidntDaddy Didnt6 orë më parë
  • Love the sienfeld reference

    Ces RodCes Rod7 orë më parë
  • Repent and trust in Jesus He loves you and died for you and your sins

    Chris SpazzChris Spazz9 orë më parë
  • This guy is a good egg!

    ExPFC Wintergreen v2.0ExPFC Wintergreen v2.09 orë më parë
  • So I guess comedy has ended. Probably happened because uncomfortable truths have been cancelled.

    Daniel MDaniel M9 orë më parë
  • 😐

    Bridger RedingerBridger Redinger9 orë më parë
  • I wish I was over 49 years old so this could be funny to me

    Joshua WarrenJoshua Warren11 orë më parë
  • If it wasn't for Jewish dads, all the Jewish girls would be taken by non Jewish men 😂❤🇮🇱👧

    JeronimoJeronimo12 orë më parë
  • I was under the impression that judaism was matrilineal? Forgive me if I'm misinformed.

    Ongr MtGAOngr MtGA13 orë më parë
  • Unfunny too. Havn't you got some loans to follow up ? It's only thing thats getting you interest.

    PagmsSilverPagmsSilver16 orë më parë
  • Finally an actual funny comedy short on youtube.

    Vanilla BikeVanilla Bike16 orë më parë
  • Wtf

    4ener4ener16 orë më parë
  • Krusty the clown

    William lintonWilliam linton17 orë më parë
  • Judaism passes from the mother, so his kids would still be Jewish, even if he didn't convert.

    asailijhijrasailijhijr18 orë më parë
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Christopher HarroldChristopher Harrold19 orë më parë
  • Why do I always think this is Norm MacDonald‘s son or nephew or something

    Myopion84Myopion8419 orë më parë
  • me, a gay jew 👁👄👁

    Abby RosenAbby Rosen19 orë më parë
  • I wish these people just go on a real stage instead of running a laugh track up

    Jack PJack P20 orë më parë
    • You’re right. He’s probably not even a real comedian or respected by other comics. In fact, he’s probably not even performing live. What a phony! Who does this guy think he is! Kevin Hart?!

      zackdelarocha8zackdelarocha88 orë më parë
  • Why does it say "Jew Wish"......I was waiting the entire video for a joke about a Jew Wish or for him to say "Jew Wish!" (You wish).

    ImNotCreativeEnoughImNotCreativeEnough21 orë më parë
  • That ending was clearly inspired by Dave chapelle

    AlphaJosh445AlphaJosh44522 orë më parë
  • And this kids is what happens when a dude gets intimidated by a religion

    Locke Da'bossLocke Da'bossDitë më parë
    • @ImNotCreativeEnough stfu normie.

      The J MachineThe J Machine19 orë më parë
    • ..........sorry........WHAT??

      ImNotCreativeEnoughImNotCreativeEnough20 orë më parë
  • Delivery was clean, havent really heard this guys stand up, but will be looking forward to more

    Andrew MeeksAndrew MeeksDitë më parë
    • His special ia amazing! Tou should really check It out. The title os: "Out to lunch".

      Rafael MendonçaRafael Mendonça13 orë më parë
  • Being gay does have a biological component most non straight people have non straight relatives most commonly aunts or uncles or grandparents who had to pretend to be straight to not get murdered

    Ssenunni JSsenunni JDitë më parë
  • lol

    Hmon GooseHmon GooseDitë më parë
  • Laughs in lesbian

    Her LegzHer LegzDitë më parë
  • That's so good dude!!..lol

    Angel MatosAngel MatosDitë më parë
  • Jews can say they only want their children to marry Jews and they want their people to live on. Now watch as the whole world melts down when I say I only want whites to marry and reproduce with other whites because I want my people to live on. How scandalous!

    Thinking AloudThinking AloudDitë më parë
  • I dont get it cuz im not jewish

    ItsYeOverLordItsYeOverLordDitë më parë
  • Gypsy crusader wants to know your location

    handibag lambhandibag lambDitë më parë
  • Damn, Kevin Heart got a bit taller.

    Lucas BjörnssonLucas BjörnssonDitë më parë
  • What's the difference between Jews and Nazis...nothing they are both racist.

    M LM LDitë më parë
  • Was this suppose to be funny? 😐

    Richard WrightRichard WrightDitë më parë
  • So Jews are all about "living on." They want their people and culture to live on... But when I talk having kids with a white woman so mine can do the same I'm a white supremacist?

    Jason WeaverJason WeaverDitë më parë
    • @Naptosis how is wanting your ethnicity to live on and be passed on white supremacy? Is Mark Normand’s example one of Jewish supremacy?

      Information UnlimitedInformation UnlimitedDitë më parë
    • Because white supremacists obsessed with eugenics, like yourself, exterminated much of the Jews in Europe, which you know but are pretending to be ignorant of.

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
    • They're spreading the culture division onto anybody who isn't slightly "dark"... Yes, even "black" people, Asians and Latinos/Hispanics are being labeled white supremacists... Gotta divide and conquer somehow, and they fall for it.

      Our_illuminationOur_illuminationDitë më parë
  • Lmao!😆😆😆

    Suz QSuz QDitë më parë
  • Let's compare religion(thousands of them) to being gay(only go two ways). Yes I know I'm fun at parties

    Sensei RBWSensei RBWDitë më parë
    • The difference is that one is gay beyond one's control, but religions like Christianity are inflicted upon you from other people, similarly afflicted, from a young age.

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
  • Objective: Happiness Status: Achieved

    Sirlimpsalot 0-0Sirlimpsalot 0-0Ditë më parë
  • Hey boy meets world finally grew up.

    ADANTHEGIANTADANTHEGIANTDitë më parë
  • Was waiting for a seinfeld reference haha!!

    slimcotyslimcotyDitë më parë
  • I thought only the mother needed to be Jew for her kids to be Jewish

    KittyKatKittyKatDitë më parë
  • I was waiting for a joke where he says, "Sir may I marry your daughter?" And the dad says, "Jew Wish"

    Aqueel KadriAqueel KadriDitë më parë
    • Tf

      Juan GottiJuan Gotti10 orë më parë
    • Jew Bet

      rizwan shaikhrizwan shaikh18 orë më parë
    • That was the joke he wish he was jewish he just put his flip on it 😂

      Axclusiv EnterpriseAxclusiv Enterprise18 orë më parë
    • ME TOO

      Gabriel San LuisGabriel San LuisDitë më parë
  • "shalom" Que laugh track... This was the most unfunny shit I've heard in a while...

    763763Ditë më parë
  • Boo.

    HindquarterzHindquarterzDitë më parë
  • Lol when jews want to exclusively marry and date jews it's fine but when whites express to want the same thing then it's racism lmao

    Space MeterSpace MeterDitë më parë
  • I think I could appreciate the way a jewish woman thinks.They seem like they are not pretentious. plus everytime a person trys to tell me about jesus I cringe so we would have that in common

    Chris WChris WDitë më parë
    • Don't discount Jesus. 🙏 He will save you from the curse that he created and inflicted upon you, then sacrificed himself to himself in order to forgive the curse he created in the first place. Hallelujah!

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
  • What do you call a gay Jew? Well?

    DD PNDD PNDitë më parë
  • Oh jews

    zimanonline Thienzimanonline ThienDitë më parë
  • Not bad. I seen a lot of attractive Jewish women but never had the chance to date one.

    Matt NobregaMatt NobregaDitë më parë
  • Cant marry a jewish woman if you're not jewish!? Sounds very intolerant...

    keltoikeltoiDitë më parë
    • It is. Thankfully the intolerant of us decreases with every generation. We are all equal.

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
  • 😂❤️👋🏿

    Assanouan G’badoAssanouan G’badoDitë më parë
  • Me a lesbian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    Leah SchumacherLeah SchumacherDitë më parë
  • For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. John3 v16

    Joshua VargheseJoshua VargheseDitë më parë
    • fax

      Cole CallahanCole CallahanDitë më parë
  • Yawn

    Harry DaviesHarry DaviesDitë më parë
  • Hahahaha fucking brilliance this is

    Justin WatsonJustin WatsonDitë më parë
  • Hilarious

    Bob TheBuilderBob TheBuilderDitë më parë
  • This confused me... Jew is not a race it's a religion.

    Snowboard DanSnowboard DanDitë më parë
    • No? Jewish people have pretty distinct DNA. Ever look at an ancestry test? Theres a reason why they're separate from European or Arab.

      Woe TideWoe TideDitë më parë
  • This was a good joke

    Freddie MontanezFreddie MontanezDitë më parë
  • Nicr.

    Grace MusyokaGrace Musyoka2 ditë më parë
  • So mark, if u hadn't tried to marry her, u could probably have dated forever.

    reginaldino enchilladareginaldino enchillada2 ditë më parë
  • Google Dancing israeli

    RyanRyan2 ditë më parë
  • I'm gay. Can confirm.

    WaldoWaldo2 ditë më parë
  • I mean...he's not wrong...

    Jojo LeonhartJojo Leonhart2 ditë më parë
  • There will be idiots who will think of this as homophobic

    JTR Hockey ProductionsJTR Hockey Productions2 ditë më parë
  • What was that joke where a Jewish chick asked me for my number and I said it’s 2020 we don’t use numbers any more For those of you that get joke I’m not sorry I’m Reece’s

    VectorVector2 ditë më parë
    • Vector savage, watch out Gru

      ThrogThrogDitë më parë
  • You guys say shalom is Hebrew wow👍. I heard that in full form it’s shalomalaikum or something like that which is kinda close to the Arabic greeting.

    Knowledge Is KeyKnowledge Is Key2 ditë më parë
    • The Abrahamic religions such as Judaism, Christianity, & Islam all originated in the 'Middle East' and have cross pollination of terms and mythology. Thank you for commenting that really interesting information. It's new knowledge for those outside.

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
    • Both have similar roots and are similar languages. They mean the same thing as well

      Asf69Asf692 ditë më parë
  • Amy pohler "write that down write that down!"

    spaghetti theifspaghetti theif2 ditë më parë
    • I think you mean Amy Schumer haha

      ImNotCreativeEnoughImNotCreativeEnough20 orë më parë
  • It's bc they are made. Society is making people that way. Specifically kids. It's all apart of their plan to drastically reduce our population. Larger groups are harder to control ya know.

    John SmithJohn Smith2 ditë më parë
  • Yeah that was good

    WyattWyatt2 ditë më parë
  • Revelation 3:9 [9]Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Iewes, and are not, but doe lie: behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feete, and to know that I haue loued thee.

    clandestine2178clandestine21782 ditë më parë
    • @Nolan Dickhausen Let me know when you aren't such a Coward to speak your actual beliefs.

      Echad Lev ShtimEchad Lev ShtimDitë më parë
    • @Nolan Dickhausen Thats hilarious, how you keep dancing Around the topic and offering nothing to the conversation, as if I haven't studied psychology. Ya, because going to source hebrew is Pseudo. That's like claiming the new Alice in Wonderland movie is more accurate than the original publication.

      Echad Lev ShtimEchad Lev ShtimDitë më parë
    • @Echad Lev Shtim imagine thinking someone is an atheist because they don't believe in abrahamic religion. your comments are full of pseudo intellectual crap bro

      Nolan DickhausenNolan DickhausenDitë më parë
    • @Nolan Dickhausen Keen enough to realize that world policy is strongly dictated by the beliefs. You denouncing it doesn't empower you when events will unfold regardless of your disbelief. You will simply be in the dark on why certain things occur. Or maybe you are just a cow who will follow the heard where it takes you. And get the sence you are free and void simply by ignoring it.

      Echad Lev ShtimEchad Lev ShtimDitë më parë
    • @Nolan Dickhausen So you are an Atheist on a video that you have no dog in the fight. That makes sense😏 I have no doubt some sections were omitted and others wrongfully added. There are parts where the devil is claiming to be speaking as god.

      Echad Lev ShtimEchad Lev ShtimDitë më parë
  • Just like us mixed race peepz we're inevitable without trying

    FullMetalSoldierFullMetalSoldier2 ditë më parë
    • @Chris Tenor what do you have against biracial people?

      The J MachineThe J Machine19 orë më parë
    • Umm ok..

      Chris TenorChris TenorDitë më parë
  • Jews :/

    Jacob RJacob R2 ditë më parë
  • Notice it's not "Jewish supremacy" or seen as an evil thing.. Nationalism for me, not for thee.

    Odd SparrowOdd Sparrow2 ditë më parë
    • @Naptosis hey there, rabbi.

      Odd SparrowOdd SparrowDitë më parë
    • @Naptosis Lmao, what about the Ukrainians (7-20 million of them were killed in a soviet systematic genocide)?

      intirishmanintirishmanDitë më parë
    • Because much of them in Europe were exterminated within living memory. One's culture gets some leeway when that happens.

      NaptosisNaptosisDitë më parë
    • Yup.

      intirishmanintirishmanDitë më parë
  • That's to accurate

    Pope JacksonPope Jackson2 ditë më parë
  • Judaism is a religion, and your decedent from anglo-saxons, that invaded and occupied isreal around the time of christ then never left. Thats what black herbrew Israelites are all about. #youarewhitenotjewish

    K MoneyK Money2 ditë më parë
  • Hes actually mocking the false belief that homosexuality is genetic

    philip tooleyphilip tooley2 ditë më parë
    • 😐

      Obama spaghetti toilet sauceObama spaghetti toilet sauce2 ditë më parë
  • I would have to guess 95% of comedians ARE jewish..weird

    ZZBUDZZZZBUDZZ2 ditë më parë
  • Lol that joke is funny in two ways

    Dillon GilbertDillon Gilbert2 ditë më parë
  • I just thought he was Jewish for all the things he mentioned.

    Will BlundonWill Blundon2 ditë më parë
    • @Dusty Grayish why is he saying he’s not?

      Information UnlimitedInformation UnlimitedDitë më parë
    • He is

      Dusty GrayishDusty Grayish2 ditë më parë
  • Yet White people are called racist if they are against mixing.

    Linda DahlqvistLinda Dahlqvist2 ditë më parë
  • He is so close to being kinda funny

    Donot TakeSeriouslyDonot TakeSeriously2 ditë më parë
    • @BlueWolf 1337 meh

      Information UnlimitedInformation UnlimitedDitë më parë
    • He is funny

      BlueWolf 1337BlueWolf 13372 ditë më parë
  • The old Jewish guy sounds racist. Are old Jews racist?

    Mr.Mr.2 ditë më parë
    • Almost all are

      Centurion KCenturion KDitë më parë
  • This legit wasn’t funny

    Sole LordSole Lord2 ditë më parë
  • Good one!

    Robert TischRobert Tisch2 ditë më parë
  • This is anti-Semitic and homophobic, but also hilarious. Also, why is it ok for black people, Jews, Muslims etc to say "I want my kids to marry their kind" But if white people say it, it's bad??

    Jamie ReidJamie Reid3 ditë më parë
    • Because racist people Scream the loudest about racism and Jews are number one on the list

      GrapesGrapes2 ditë më parë
  • Very funny

    oliver reyesoliver reyes3 ditë më parë
  • True very true

    John DavisJohn Davis3 ditë më parë
  • This man brought up two extremely sensitive topics and was able to get a laugh out of everyone while still remaining respectful to those groups he talked about. Thats is pure fucking talent

    Edward _40_handsEdward _40_hands3 ditë më parë
  • Imagine thinking a religion can’t keep going

    theusernameicoodfindtheusernameicoodfind3 ditë më parë
    • @Drug addict With knowledge well the comedian said the joke. It’s still likely a situation that happened to him

      theusernameicoodfindtheusernameicoodfindDitë më parë
    • Imagine taking a joke seriously

      Drug addict With knowledgeDrug addict With knowledgeDitë më parë
    • @Sabrina Yahisreal lol keep thinking that

      Asf69Asf692 ditë më parë
    • @Sabrina Yahisreal sounds shitty

      theusernameicoodfindtheusernameicoodfind2 ditë më parë
    • Because they are converts, not the actual people who TMH told to not mix with the other nations.

      Sabrina YahisrealSabrina Yahisreal2 ditë më parë
  • Eh, wasnt bad just wasnt funny

    arj.arj.3 ditë më parë
  • Not t bad

    Dr. Youra DummyDr. Youra Dummy3 ditë më parë
  • Bruh he looks like jawsh

    Drake YeetDrake Yeet3 ditë më parë
  • It's so weird how if a woman marries a non-jewish person then the kids are there for not Jewish. But if a man marries a non-jewish person then the kids are considered Jews. Wait a minute in that case why the f*** do they care if their daughter marries a non-jewish person or not. Like if your son's kids are going to be Jewish no matter what shouldn't that mean you shouldn't give a damn.

    DavisDavis3 ditë më parë
    • No it’s the other way around

      Jude NairJude Nair3 ditë më parë
    • you've got it exactly backwards.

      JediNxf7 Strikes BackJediNxf7 Strikes Back3 ditë më parë
  • You two were adults right you could have just married without his permission.

    DavisDavis3 ditë më parë
    • @Mohammed Nasir Yousuf Shah everything can be a joke

      UMG OFFICIALUMG OFFICIALDitë më parë
    • @UMG OFFICIAL racism and bigotry is no joke

      Mohammed Nasir Yousuf ShahMohammed Nasir Yousuf ShahDitë më parë
    • It was a joke dawg

      UMG OFFICIALUMG OFFICIAL2 ditë më parë
    • @Davis the algorithm works in mysterious ways

      E WE W3 ditë më parë
    • @E W Very true. By the way someone liked my comment, and you commented it like 5 minutes after I typed this in. I mentioned this because that's pretty f****** fast.

      DavisDavis3 ditë më parë
  • White girls & girls from other races could learn a lot from Jewish fathers

    Carl SchmiedekeCarl Schmiedeke3 ditë më parë
    • Exactly

      Chris TenorChris TenorDitë më parë
  • I thought Jews pass on their heritage through the women though

    mjtechnoviking44mjtechnoviking443 ditë më parë
    • Well he clearly wanted his kids to be 100% Jewish. What a Jewish supremacist eh.

      Luke SplettstoesserLuke Splettstoesser13 orë më parë
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