Jew Wish - Mark Normand #shorts

Was that supposed to be funny?

Funny guy😂

Great

Well executed joke 😂😂😂

And yet white people can't advocate for only marrying one another to keep their race going.

They’ll be fine lol

Your stage presence resembles a robot telling knock knock jokes. And the funniest part about this video is the fact that you think this is funny...

Love the sienfeld reference

Repent and trust in Jesus He loves you and died for you and your sins

This guy is a good egg!

So I guess comedy has ended. Probably happened because uncomfortable truths have been cancelled.

😐

I wish I was over 49 years old so this could be funny to me

If it wasn't for Jewish dads, all the Jewish girls would be taken by non Jewish men 😂❤🇮🇱👧

I was under the impression that judaism was matrilineal? Forgive me if I'm misinformed.

Unfunny too. Havn't you got some loans to follow up ? It's only thing thats getting you interest.

Finally an actual funny comedy short on youtube.

Wtf

Krusty the clown

Judaism passes from the mother, so his kids would still be Jewish, even if he didn't convert.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do I always think this is Norm MacDonald‘s son or nephew or something

me, a gay jew 👁👄👁

I wish these people just go on a real stage instead of running a laugh track up

Why does it say "Jew Wish"......I was waiting the entire video for a joke about a Jew Wish or for him to say "Jew Wish!" (You wish).

That ending was clearly inspired by Dave chapelle

And this kids is what happens when a dude gets intimidated by a religion

Delivery was clean, havent really heard this guys stand up, but will be looking forward to more

Being gay does have a biological component most non straight people have non straight relatives most commonly aunts or uncles or grandparents who had to pretend to be straight to not get murdered

lol

Laughs in lesbian

That's so good dude!!..lol

Jews can say they only want their children to marry Jews and they want their people to live on. Now watch as the whole world melts down when I say I only want whites to marry and reproduce with other whites because I want my people to live on. How scandalous!

I dont get it cuz im not jewish

Gypsy crusader wants to know your location

Damn, Kevin Heart got a bit taller.

What's the difference between Jews and Nazis...nothing they are both racist.

Was this suppose to be funny? 😐

So Jews are all about "living on." They want their people and culture to live on... But when I talk having kids with a white woman so mine can do the same I'm a white supremacist?

Lmao!😆😆😆

Let's compare religion(thousands of them) to being gay(only go two ways). Yes I know I'm fun at parties

Objective: Happiness Status: Achieved

Hey boy meets world finally grew up.

Was waiting for a seinfeld reference haha!!

I thought only the mother needed to be Jew for her kids to be Jewish

I was waiting for a joke where he says, "Sir may I marry your daughter?" And the dad says, "Jew Wish"

"shalom" Que laugh track... This was the most unfunny shit I've heard in a while...

Boo.

Lol when jews want to exclusively marry and date jews it's fine but when whites express to want the same thing then it's racism lmao

I think I could appreciate the way a jewish woman thinks.They seem like they are not pretentious. plus everytime a person trys to tell me about jesus I cringe so we would have that in common

What do you call a gay Jew? Well?

Oh jews

Not bad. I seen a lot of attractive Jewish women but never had the chance to date one.

Cant marry a jewish woman if you're not jewish!? Sounds very intolerant...

😂❤️👋🏿

Me a lesbian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. John3 v16

Yawn

Hahahaha fucking brilliance this is

Hilarious

This confused me... Jew is not a race it's a religion.

This was a good joke

Nicr.

So mark, if u hadn't tried to marry her, u could probably have dated forever.

Google Dancing israeli

I'm gay. Can confirm.

I mean...he's not wrong...

There will be idiots who will think of this as homophobic

What was that joke where a Jewish chick asked me for my number and I said it’s 2020 we don’t use numbers any more For those of you that get joke I’m not sorry I’m Reece’s

You guys say shalom is Hebrew wow👍. I heard that in full form it’s shalomalaikum or something like that which is kinda close to the Arabic greeting.

Amy pohler "write that down write that down!"

It's bc they are made. Society is making people that way. Specifically kids. It's all apart of their plan to drastically reduce our population. Larger groups are harder to control ya know.

Yeah that was good

Revelation 3:9 [9]Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Iewes, and are not, but doe lie: behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feete, and to know that I haue loued thee.

Just like us mixed race peepz we're inevitable without trying

Jews :/

Notice it's not "Jewish supremacy" or seen as an evil thing.. Nationalism for me, not for thee.

That's to accurate

Judaism is a religion, and your decedent from anglo-saxons, that invaded and occupied isreal around the time of christ then never left. Thats what black herbrew Israelites are all about. #youarewhitenotjewish

Hes actually mocking the false belief that homosexuality is genetic

I would have to guess 95% of comedians ARE jewish..weird

Lol that joke is funny in two ways

I just thought he was Jewish for all the things he mentioned.

Yet White people are called racist if they are against mixing.

He is so close to being kinda funny

The old Jewish guy sounds racist. Are old Jews racist?

This legit wasn’t funny

Good one!

This is anti-Semitic and homophobic, but also hilarious. Also, why is it ok for black people, Jews, Muslims etc to say "I want my kids to marry their kind" But if white people say it, it's bad??

Very funny

True very true

This man brought up two extremely sensitive topics and was able to get a laugh out of everyone while still remaining respectful to those groups he talked about. Thats is pure fucking talent

Imagine thinking a religion can’t keep going

Eh, wasnt bad just wasnt funny

Not t bad

Bruh he looks like jawsh

It's so weird how if a woman marries a non-jewish person then the kids are there for not Jewish. But if a man marries a non-jewish person then the kids are considered Jews. Wait a minute in that case why the f*** do they care if their daughter marries a non-jewish person or not. Like if your son's kids are going to be Jewish no matter what shouldn't that mean you shouldn't give a damn.

You two were adults right you could have just married without his permission.

White girls & girls from other races could learn a lot from Jewish fathers

I thought Jews pass on their heritage through the women though