Mark Normand's House Got Robbed - Jim & Sam

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Mark Normand tells Jimmy and Sam all about his home being robbed over the weekend. This is a hot repost from summer of 2018. Lchaim!
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  • Y’all really underestimate desperate crack head power. Easily can scale a wall for hella crack

    Vinny GreeleyVinny Greeley9 ditë më parë
  • 99% of the time it's someone you know. Fuckers!

    hazmhazm10 ditë më parë
  • who lives on a first floor, especially in NY!??? sheez, just askin for it..

    RobbRobb11 ditë më parë
  • He comes home and his gf is standing there in t shirt and panties? She comes home to a robbery scene, it’s 40 degrees, and she decided it was a good time to strip down? 🤦🏻‍♂️

    Peter PratschPeter Pratsch11 ditë më parë
  • This is proof Mark Normand is definitely not a Jew.

    countys32countys3211 ditë më parë
  • HEY EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS THAT DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT THIS HAPPENED IN 2018

    Now I'm Gonna StarveNow I'm Gonna Starve12 ditë më parë
  • Damn mark, with your stupid ass, you’re better off hiding your money in your walls 😂

    MiGGY MSKMiGGY MSK13 ditë më parë
  • It was Geno B cause he is broke Geno's flat broke....

    Ryan ParadissisRyan Paradissis13 ditë më parë
  • Wow still like them but will always love and listen to old o&a. Can anyone suggest something that comes close to old school o and a

    peice ah gahbagepeice ah gahbage13 ditë më parë
  • Your girl robbed you bro

    Nick MeachNick Meach14 ditë më parë
  • Hey straight up question ive been curious about for a long time....How much does a comic like Normand make on a show in say, a city like NYC? He says he's paid in cash...or maybe a show like out in Jersey at Stress Factory....Normand, List, Morril etc...that gang and comics of their level...what are these guys making for shows?

    kim pantyhosekim pantyhose14 ditë më parë
    • A few hundred for no namers, 1,000 + for normand level. 5,000 minimum for a Chris rock or Seinfeld.

      Peter PratschPeter Pratsch11 ditë më parë
  • I love living in a door man building. Thank you captain obvious

    AK 4oAK 4o15 ditë më parë
  • Considering your childhood Normand. You should of known better PERIOD

    AK 4oAK 4o15 ditë më parë
  • You know it was way more then 6500 mark just said that to get the two little chihuahuas to quit asking

    C GuyC Guy15 ditë më parë
  • As brilliantly witty as Mark is, WHY IN THE NAME OF FUCK didn’t you at least buy a safe to store your cash in??? Sorry, Mark- love you to death but I thought you were way smarter than this...very shocked and saddened by this news. You should also invest in security cameras for your apartment!! Good god/Uy....

    Toley TolerBearToley TolerBear15 ditë më parë
  • God this was boring

    JackJack ThompsonJackJack Thompson16 ditë më parë
  • My hearts broken for you, man.

    D in ColoradoD in Colorado16 ditë më parë
  • Jim Norton is a professional instigator what he did to Jesse Ventura was masterful and every time he's on the show with Mark Normand he gets in his head Jim Norton will go down as one of the most underrated Comics ever

    程旅程旅16 ditë më parë
  • 100 the gf took it and left out the door. did not come in from the window. she broke it from the inside. she has a key. also you never saw the door with the coffee table against it. in my opinion.

    Stephen BeltznerStephen Beltzner16 ditë më parë
  • in my opinion she did it all herself.

    Stephen BeltznerStephen Beltzner16 ditë më parë
  • That's not a lot of money. That's what you earn in one show Mark Normad.

    Nimit BafnaNimit Bafna16 ditë më parë
  • Man, that’s gotta hurt, having all your hard earned cash savings stolen like that. Bummer! (See the context that this happened Summer 2018)

    Christine ChinChristine Chin16 ditë më parë
  • Easy Mark

    Dobromir RaynovDobromir Raynov16 ditë më parë
  • I've also heard you talk about the cash drawer b4

    David CouchDavid Couch16 ditë më parë
  • i'm honestly impressed you didn't want to murder these two fuck nuts for bringing up so many times who keeps that much cash at home.

    Frasereder236Frasereder23616 ditë më parë
  • Claymation!

    vic aldamavic aldama17 ditë më parë
  • 😂😂😂 Damn, man 😓

    Col Campbell AI 2024Col Campbell AI 202417 ditë më parë
  • Mark spent his childhood gettin' robbed, There's something psychological going on...his bike cover epic and now this. Somehow he likes it. Also, where was List on the morning in question? He's looking at Out To Lunch heading toward 6m views and thinkin' ...this fool can take the hit.

    Snesley Wipes Squeegee ServicesSnesley Wipes Squeegee Services17 ditë më parë
  • Figure out who has never been robbed in that building.

    Brian HumphreyBrian Humphrey17 ditë më parë
  • I need closure on this ya queef! Whodunnit?

    Angelo GrossoAngelo Grosso17 ditë më parë
  • As the overly paranoid person I am I totally made note of the multiple times Mark has mentioned he kept loads of cash in his drawer and thought how I hoped he would never be robbed because of it. The fact that there were other tenets that were robbed might mean he wasn’t targeted based of this knowledge. Just be careful what you share (and with who). Ultimately it’s sad this happened to Mark. He didn’t deserve this regardless of why he was targeted. I hope this never happens again and he implements more deterrents to protect himself.

    WitchyWomanWitchyWoman17 ditë më parë
  • Parkour up that wall, easy. Look around there, there has got to be something, like even a crack in the wall. All someone who can parkour needs is a grip to get up and over or down.

    Ricardo ValentinRicardo Valentin17 ditë më parë
  • Best to forget about it. The thief will likely overdose on that cash or be dead soon enough anyway. Get a camera though.

    Wayne WoodsWayne Woods17 ditë më parë
    • Negative, after finding that much cash his spot is now targeted. I’d put money on a return to jack him again.

      Peter PratschPeter Pratsch11 ditë më parë
  • Doesn't matter if there are cameras or not, everyone is wearing a mask now.

    Michael W. DeanMichael W. Dean17 ditë më parë
  • I live in Wyoming. No one would break in to my house. Oh, and since you had a lot of cash, the cops now think you're a drug dealer. The fact that he stole only cash, doesn't mean he's a pro, a junkie might do that too. Cash = smack. Laptop = requires work to turn into money. I've been robbed to, when I lived in San Fran, it sucks. Oh, you should backup your data weekly by encrypting it and emailing it to a Gmail or something like that. Then if you lose your laptop, you've got it all.

    Michael W. DeanMichael W. Dean17 ditë më parë
  • :/

    Just now rub my belleeyyyJust now rub my belleeyyy17 ditë më parë
  • It was on tiktok. They used parkour to break in.

    Chippy WalnutsChippy Walnuts17 ditë më parë
  • If you listen carefully it's so obvious it's the girlfriend. She's standing in the hall in shirt & panties when he gets home? Asked why would she be in panties ? Cuz she just got home and changed and was chilling. Really? After walking in and realizing they were just robbed, she takes off her pants to relax on the sofa ? No, you leave the apt immediately and call Mark and the police. Hasn't happened since, right ? She got away with it once, don't press her luck.

    Michael SmithMichael Smith17 ditë më parë
  • Normand is such a guy. Love him.

    Mark N.Mark N.17 ditë më parë
  • that sucks, my house was robbed by my neighbors. didnt find out till years later!

    G3M1N1J0K3RG3M1N1J0K3R17 ditë më parë
    • how'd you know it was a neighbor?

      Michael ZcMichael Zc16 ditë më parë
  • Yeah so its someone you know obviously 🙄

    Gho SztGho Szt17 ditë më parë
  • So sorry that you had to sit and talk to these 2 fucking ghouls 🙏

    Atomic BoomstickAtomic Boomstick17 ditë më parë
  • The IRS took your money Mark!

    Richard SmithRichard Smith17 ditë më parë
  • Mark you done blew up man. You're a target. Probably time to move to a doorman building. You from tough New Orleans you should know better than leave cash in a drawer. It sounds too specific to be that random. Someone cased you. Gonna keep cash in the crib. Empty ice cream container wit the cash ina freezer bag and in the freezer. No one's going into your freezer for your ice cream or inside of a blazer pocket, back of the closet...that YOU TELL.NOBODY about. Be safe dude

    Sky MarriottSky Marriott17 ditë më parë
  • I thought Mark was a short black man named Kevin?

    G The EntityG The Entity17 ditë më parë
    • I think Kevin Hart stole the money

      NunyaNunya17 ditë më parë
  • Mr. Normand, we love you but ofc you got robbed. You were talking about this drawer the other week on Tuesdays with Stories! Edit: look at the reply section for corrected date

    Matthew JerryMatthew Jerry17 ditë më parë
    • @Apaa 👍

      Matthew JerryMatthew Jerry17 ditë më parë
  • Enough of this *charcoal* on *charcoal* crime already.

    eric whatleyeric whatley17 ditë më parë
  • That's a burglary, not a robbery. The difference is whether or not someone is home.

    Gabriel MGabriel M17 ditë më parë
    • @Duchess totally wrong, is it a "bank burglary" or "bank robbery?"

      Gabriel MGabriel M13 ditë më parë
    • the difference is entering a building.

      DuchessDuchess13 ditë më parë
    • @Dimitri Zgonis yes, not even a burglary

      Gabriel MGabriel M17 ditë më parë
    • Hahahaha, nothin' gets past you, pal

      Dimitri ZgonisDimitri Zgonis17 ditë më parë
  • Love Jim btw!

    The SS of Fruits and NutsThe SS of Fruits and Nuts17 ditë më parë
  • Sounded sketchy when asked about his girlfriend living there? hum, she doesn't officially live there etc.,? strange, but pretty dam obvious kind of.

    The SS of Fruits and NutsThe SS of Fruits and Nuts17 ditë më parë
  • Girlfriend. Why? Because of the coffee table. If she had come home and the door wasn't blocked, She would only have known the window was open. She wouldn't have known you were robbed. Saying the table was in front of the door was her excuse to know that you've been robbed.

    Anything 2 ReviewAnything 2 Review17 ditë më parë
  • A friend of mine had his house broken into and the thieves stole his good CDs and left the shit ones lol

    Nicholas StanwayNicholas Stanway17 ditë më parë
    • Would love to hear which CDs they took (& didn’t take)!

      Christine ChinChristine Chin16 ditë më parë
  • God damn Mark 🤦🏽‍♂️

    Nyx The FoolNyx The Fool17 ditë më parë
  • What’s the date on this?

    JB LLCJB LLC17 ditë më parë
    • November 2018 according to the other upload I found.

      JakTbhJakTbh15 ditë më parë
    • It’s old. Mark must’ve posted this again cause I remember listening to this a couple years back

      Mark CookMark Cook16 ditë më parë
  • What's the date for this? Would love to watch the tuesdays with stories discussion about this.

    Exploring With ASMRExploring With ASMR17 ditë më parë
    • @Exploring With ASMR 👍

      Christine ChinChristine Chin16 ditë më parë
    • @Christine Chin ok, thanks. He must have just added the date.

      Exploring With ASMRExploring With ASMR16 ditë më parë
    • Says summer 2018 in the description

      Christine ChinChristine Chin16 ditë më parë
    • 19 nov 2018

      humphump17 ditë më parë
  • Mark has said on pod casts in the past about his money drawer, someone heard about it and found out where he lived and got him

    Frank GFrank G17 ditë më parë
    • His girl set it up

      Kleva ColomboKleva Colombo5 orë më parë
    • 34:39

      Justin W.Justin W.15 ditë më parë
    • I agree. I believe he mentioned having cash at home on his pod with Sam Morrill a week or two ago.

      Jean KingJean King17 ditë më parë
  • It's nice of you to use a picture of Sam were he does.t look like a ghoulish creature.

    kdoeonekdoeone17 ditë më parë
  • I can't believe he doesn't think his girl took it. I mean how well did he know her? There's no way she never took that, ask her to take a lie detector and see what she says lol

    Constructive CunteryConstructive Cuntery17 ditë më parë
    • @Xenia Baranova So you would trust a friend you had for 5 years with thousands of dollars? The only people I trust like that is family. Even then I could give links to hundreds of stories where parents rob their children or siblings who have killed each other over inheritance. My point is you don't trust anyone with that kind of money unless you are wanting to be robbed.

      Constructive CunteryConstructive Cuntery17 ditë më parë
    • @deziree lynn Do u know her?

      Constructive CunteryConstructive Cuntery17 ditë më parë
    • either way someone had to stage the scene. not sure if she’d go that far for 6k lol.. but i guess i wouldn’t rule anyone out, including her🤷🏻‍♀️

      deziree lynndeziree lynn17 ditë më parë
    • He mentioned they've been dating for 5 years in previous podcasts. You'd think he could trust her

      Xenia BaranovaXenia Baranova17 ditë më parë
  • Inside job!

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  • Girlfriend did it.

    Amanda ZellAmanda Zell17 ditë më parë
  • Is he talking about this past Saturday or is this old and he's talking about a long time ago and no one gives a shit anymore?

    axlrosegnraxlrosegnr17 ditë më parë
    • Old news

      eric de angeliseric de angelis17 ditë më parë
  • sounds like mark is a dolt... funny, but a dolt.

    paladropaladro17 ditë më parë
  • Poor Mark. That sucks. Reminds me of the time, when my apartment got broken into in MA. Those broke ass robbers even took my underwears. I was astonished to find things like my used shaver missing. They must be really desperate.

    panacea20111panacea2011117 ditë më parë
    • @Matthew Jerry A Goodwill employee?? Lol. He might be running low on his donation fulfillment quota of the month!!!

      panacea20111panacea2011117 ditë më parë
    • Hmm that sounds like a crack addict, a homeless man, or a goodwill employee.

      Matthew JerryMatthew Jerry17 ditë më parë
  • Sounds like way more $6000

    Brian Shades PoslusznyBrian Shades Posluszny17 ditë më parë
    • $7000?

      Laurence ZemlickLaurence Zemlick17 ditë më parë
    • I know right? Sounded like he didn’t want to admit the real amount. Understandable though.

      sosa bangin'sosa bangin'17 ditë më parë
  • yea bro, it was a neighbor. id be watching to see who buys a new something in that building.. i fucking hate a robber.

    IsaiahIsaiah17 ditë më parë
  • I stole your money Mark

    Warnke ChristophWarnke Christoph17 ditë më parë
  • Sam is just the worst

    Nunya BusinessNunya Business17 ditë më parë
  • Yeah, we ran into that problem when i went to buy a house for 25k in cash. the realtor was takin back. same when i went to pay for a new roof and wiring in cash. youd think someone would want 14k in cash for a roof instead of a check. idk.

    IsaiahIsaiah17 ditë më parë
    • @Constructive Cuntery dude. for real. you deposit 10k and the bank HAS to tell the gov. not to mention when the world goes to shit like last year, sometimes you cant even access your own money in a bank. im on disability so i cant have over 2k in the bank. i have to be very careful about my finances.

      IsaiahIsaiah17 ditë më parë
    • No because checks come from a bank and your cash could have came from anywhere. Go try and deposit some of that cash see how hard your life gets lol.

      Constructive CunteryConstructive Cuntery17 ditë më parë
  • wasn't funny then, not funny now normand

    Shlomo VeneziaShlomo Venezia17 ditë më parë
  • Inside job for sure. 2 min to get cash and 10 staging a break in. Ezpz. Probably used a hydraulic jack.

    Facebook.com/ dasflatearthFacebook.com/ dasflatearth17 ditë më parë
    • U dont know jack shit, hydrolic press!?!?

      Nicholas CitronNicholas Citron10 ditë më parë
  • Sounds like the robbers knew about the money/where it was. Someone he knows might be involved.

    Chris KerrChris Kerr17 ditë më parë
    • Mark is not being completely honest here. He has mentioned the money drawer on his podcast. Tuesday's with Stories

      AK 4oAK 4o15 ditë më parë
    • allegedly

      Shlomo VeneziaShlomo Venezia17 ditë më parë
  • Fuck whoever robbed you mark. Too funny and too nice for that kinda stuff to happen to you

    Joseph HallmanJoseph Hallman17 ditë më parë
  • Inside job bro...either the girlfriend or someone living in the building

    Frank KnappFrank Knapp17 ditë më parë
    • The guy in the building his girl is fucking lol

      Kleva ColomboKleva Colombo5 orë më parë
    • Has to be an inside job somehow especially after he brought up how the window was 12 feet above the ground. And that the coffee table was up against the door. So they had to have brought a ladder

      Blake BierbaumBlake Bierbaum13 ditë më parë
    • landlord?

      Michael W. DeanMichael W. Dean17 ditë më parë
    • I think it was a fan because he was talking about it on one of his pods. (We might be drunk or Tuesdays with stories)

      Matthew JerryMatthew Jerry17 ditë më parë
    • I'm a Mark Norman fan and he is hilarious, but he deserves this. He is keeping that money in a drawer and talking about it on his podcast. He might as well leave directions. It could be anyone. Also, he is coming up very quick right now. It would make more sense for his girl to stick with him to get a big pay day instead of taking six grand.

      Mic AzMic Az17 ditë më parë
  • Was this recently ?

    Cory McphersonCory Mcpherson17 ditë më parë
    • Apparently 2018. I wish he’d add the air date when sharing . . .

      WitchyWomanWitchyWoman17 ditë më parë
    • They're in studio together, think about it

      Orlando TrustfullOrlando Trustfull17 ditë më parë
  • I still can’t believe Jim and Sam is a real show

    TheElement04TheElement0417 ditë më parë
    • Yeah it sucks.

      TeepleTeeple8 ditë më parë
    • J&S is the best radio show ever, covid 19 came from tainted bat meat and bye-dim got 80 million votes. Shows over folks, turn in your guns.

      Peter PratschPeter Pratsch11 ditë më parë
    • Jim is giving up on the show. He browses the internet and just says, ".....yeah..." To so many of Sam's attempted set ups lol

      Dee LeeDee Lee15 ditë më parë
    • Sam Roberts is the leading cause of cancer

      Δаσ ΑcidΔаσ Αcid17 ditë më parë
    • Yeah so i guess any one can get a sirius radio this days

      Alex CastilloAlex Castillo17 ditë më parë
  • That's fucked up. Sorry Mark

    Travis HogarthTravis Hogarth17 ditë më parë
  • it was the girlfriend.

    Scene In VegasScene In Vegas17 ditë më parë
    • 3 hour window between 830am and 1130am as the girlfriend was aware when she arrived. Inside job and girlfriend is a suspect. Mark has also said she's been ignoring him lately. Mark is a dummy and ignorant about certain things. Mark needs to be single and be smarter with women.

      Nick BargasNick Bargas17 ditë më parë
  • Stay funny boys🍻

    Royy MunsonRoyy Munson17 ditë më parë
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