Mark Normand tells Jimmy and Sam all about his home being robbed over the weekend. This is a hot repost from summer of 2018. Lchaim!
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Mark Normand tells Jimmy and Sam all about his home being robbed over the weekend. This is a hot repost from summer of 2018. Lchaim!
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Y’all really underestimate desperate crack head power. Easily can scale a wall for hella crack
99% of the time it's someone you know. Fuckers!
who lives on a first floor, especially in NY!??? sheez, just askin for it..
He comes home and his gf is standing there in t shirt and panties? She comes home to a robbery scene, it’s 40 degrees, and she decided it was a good time to strip down? 🤦🏻♂️
This is proof Mark Normand is definitely not a Jew.
HEY EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS THAT DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT THIS HAPPENED IN 2018
Damn mark, with your stupid ass, you’re better off hiding your money in your walls 😂
It was Geno B cause he is broke Geno's flat broke....
Wow still like them but will always love and listen to old o&a. Can anyone suggest something that comes close to old school o and a
Your girl robbed you bro
Hey straight up question ive been curious about for a long time....How much does a comic like Normand make on a show in say, a city like NYC? He says he's paid in cash...or maybe a show like out in Jersey at Stress Factory....Normand, List, Morril etc...that gang and comics of their level...what are these guys making for shows?
A few hundred for no namers, 1,000 + for normand level. 5,000 minimum for a Chris rock or Seinfeld.
I love living in a door man building. Thank you captain obvious
Considering your childhood Normand. You should of known better PERIOD
You know it was way more then 6500 mark just said that to get the two little chihuahuas to quit asking
As brilliantly witty as Mark is, WHY IN THE NAME OF FUCK didn’t you at least buy a safe to store your cash in??? Sorry, Mark- love you to death but I thought you were way smarter than this...very shocked and saddened by this news. You should also invest in security cameras for your apartment!! Good god/Uy....
God this was boring
My hearts broken for you, man.
Jim Norton is a professional instigator what he did to Jesse Ventura was masterful and every time he's on the show with Mark Normand he gets in his head Jim Norton will go down as one of the most underrated Comics ever
100 the gf took it and left out the door. did not come in from the window. she broke it from the inside. she has a key. also you never saw the door with the coffee table against it. in my opinion.
in my opinion she did it all herself.
That's not a lot of money. That's what you earn in one show Mark Normad.
Man, that’s gotta hurt, having all your hard earned cash savings stolen like that. Bummer! (See the context that this happened Summer 2018)
Easy Mark
I've also heard you talk about the cash drawer b4
i'm honestly impressed you didn't want to murder these two fuck nuts for bringing up so many times who keeps that much cash at home.
Claymation!
😂😂😂 Damn, man 😓
Mark spent his childhood gettin' robbed, There's something psychological going on...his bike cover epic and now this. Somehow he likes it. Also, where was List on the morning in question? He's looking at Out To Lunch heading toward 6m views and thinkin' ...this fool can take the hit.
Figure out who has never been robbed in that building.
I need closure on this ya queef! Whodunnit?
As the overly paranoid person I am I totally made note of the multiple times Mark has mentioned he kept loads of cash in his drawer and thought how I hoped he would never be robbed because of it. The fact that there were other tenets that were robbed might mean he wasn’t targeted based of this knowledge. Just be careful what you share (and with who). Ultimately it’s sad this happened to Mark. He didn’t deserve this regardless of why he was targeted. I hope this never happens again and he implements more deterrents to protect himself.
Parkour up that wall, easy. Look around there, there has got to be something, like even a crack in the wall. All someone who can parkour needs is a grip to get up and over or down.
Best to forget about it. The thief will likely overdose on that cash or be dead soon enough anyway. Get a camera though.
Negative, after finding that much cash his spot is now targeted. I’d put money on a return to jack him again.
Doesn't matter if there are cameras or not, everyone is wearing a mask now.
I live in Wyoming. No one would break in to my house. Oh, and since you had a lot of cash, the cops now think you're a drug dealer. The fact that he stole only cash, doesn't mean he's a pro, a junkie might do that too. Cash = smack. Laptop = requires work to turn into money. I've been robbed to, when I lived in San Fran, it sucks. Oh, you should backup your data weekly by encrypting it and emailing it to a Gmail or something like that. Then if you lose your laptop, you've got it all.
:/
It was on tiktok. They used parkour to break in.
If you listen carefully it's so obvious it's the girlfriend. She's standing in the hall in shirt & panties when he gets home? Asked why would she be in panties ? Cuz she just got home and changed and was chilling. Really? After walking in and realizing they were just robbed, she takes off her pants to relax on the sofa ? No, you leave the apt immediately and call Mark and the police. Hasn't happened since, right ? She got away with it once, don't press her luck.
Normand is such a guy. Love him.
that sucks, my house was robbed by my neighbors. didnt find out till years later!
how'd you know it was a neighbor?
Yeah so its someone you know obviously 🙄
So sorry that you had to sit and talk to these 2 fucking ghouls 🙏
The IRS took your money Mark!
Mark you done blew up man. You're a target. Probably time to move to a doorman building. You from tough New Orleans you should know better than leave cash in a drawer. It sounds too specific to be that random. Someone cased you. Gonna keep cash in the crib. Empty ice cream container wit the cash ina freezer bag and in the freezer. No one's going into your freezer for your ice cream or inside of a blazer pocket, back of the closet...that YOU TELL.NOBODY about. Be safe dude
I thought Mark was a short black man named Kevin?
I think Kevin Hart stole the money
Mr. Normand, we love you but ofc you got robbed. You were talking about this drawer the other week on Tuesdays with Stories! Edit: look at the reply section for corrected date
@Apaa 👍
Enough of this *charcoal* on *charcoal* crime already.
That's a burglary, not a robbery. The difference is whether or not someone is home.
@Duchess totally wrong, is it a "bank burglary" or "bank robbery?"
the difference is entering a building.
@Dimitri Zgonis yes, not even a burglary
Hahahaha, nothin' gets past you, pal
Love Jim btw!
Sounded sketchy when asked about his girlfriend living there? hum, she doesn't officially live there etc.,? strange, but pretty dam obvious kind of.
Girlfriend. Why? Because of the coffee table. If she had come home and the door wasn't blocked, She would only have known the window was open. She wouldn't have known you were robbed. Saying the table was in front of the door was her excuse to know that you've been robbed.
A friend of mine had his house broken into and the thieves stole his good CDs and left the shit ones lol
Would love to hear which CDs they took (& didn’t take)!
God damn Mark 🤦🏽♂️
What’s the date on this?
November 2018 according to the other upload I found.
It’s old. Mark must’ve posted this again cause I remember listening to this a couple years back
What's the date for this? Would love to watch the tuesdays with stories discussion about this.
@Exploring With ASMR 👍
@Christine Chin ok, thanks. He must have just added the date.
Says summer 2018 in the description
19 nov 2018
Mark has said on pod casts in the past about his money drawer, someone heard about it and found out where he lived and got him
His girl set it up
34:39
I agree. I believe he mentioned having cash at home on his pod with Sam Morrill a week or two ago.
It's nice of you to use a picture of Sam were he does.t look like a ghoulish creature.
I can't believe he doesn't think his girl took it. I mean how well did he know her? There's no way she never took that, ask her to take a lie detector and see what she says lol
@Xenia Baranova So you would trust a friend you had for 5 years with thousands of dollars? The only people I trust like that is family. Even then I could give links to hundreds of stories where parents rob their children or siblings who have killed each other over inheritance. My point is you don't trust anyone with that kind of money unless you are wanting to be robbed.
@deziree lynn Do u know her?
either way someone had to stage the scene. not sure if she’d go that far for 6k lol.. but i guess i wouldn’t rule anyone out, including her🤷🏻♀️
He mentioned they've been dating for 5 years in previous podcasts. You'd think he could trust her
Inside job!
Girlfriend did it.
Is he talking about this past Saturday or is this old and he's talking about a long time ago and no one gives a shit anymore?
Old news
sounds like mark is a dolt... funny, but a dolt.
Poor Mark. That sucks. Reminds me of the time, when my apartment got broken into in MA. Those broke ass robbers even took my underwears. I was astonished to find things like my used shaver missing. They must be really desperate.
@Matthew Jerry A Goodwill employee?? Lol. He might be running low on his donation fulfillment quota of the month!!!
Hmm that sounds like a crack addict, a homeless man, or a goodwill employee.
Sounds like way more $6000
$7000?
I know right? Sounded like he didn’t want to admit the real amount. Understandable though.
yea bro, it was a neighbor. id be watching to see who buys a new something in that building.. i fucking hate a robber.
I stole your money Mark
Sam is just the worst
Yeah, we ran into that problem when i went to buy a house for 25k in cash. the realtor was takin back. same when i went to pay for a new roof and wiring in cash. youd think someone would want 14k in cash for a roof instead of a check. idk.
@Constructive Cuntery dude. for real. you deposit 10k and the bank HAS to tell the gov. not to mention when the world goes to shit like last year, sometimes you cant even access your own money in a bank. im on disability so i cant have over 2k in the bank. i have to be very careful about my finances.
No because checks come from a bank and your cash could have came from anywhere. Go try and deposit some of that cash see how hard your life gets lol.
wasn't funny then, not funny now normand
Inside job for sure. 2 min to get cash and 10 staging a break in. Ezpz. Probably used a hydraulic jack.
U dont know jack shit, hydrolic press!?!?
Sounds like the robbers knew about the money/where it was. Someone he knows might be involved.
Mark is not being completely honest here. He has mentioned the money drawer on his podcast. Tuesday's with Stories
allegedly
Fuck whoever robbed you mark. Too funny and too nice for that kinda stuff to happen to you
Inside job bro...either the girlfriend or someone living in the building
The guy in the building his girl is fucking lol
Has to be an inside job somehow especially after he brought up how the window was 12 feet above the ground. And that the coffee table was up against the door. So they had to have brought a ladder
landlord?
I think it was a fan because he was talking about it on one of his pods. (We might be drunk or Tuesdays with stories)
I'm a Mark Norman fan and he is hilarious, but he deserves this. He is keeping that money in a drawer and talking about it on his podcast. He might as well leave directions. It could be anyone. Also, he is coming up very quick right now. It would make more sense for his girl to stick with him to get a big pay day instead of taking six grand.
Was this recently ?
Apparently 2018. I wish he’d add the air date when sharing . . .
They're in studio together, think about it
I still can’t believe Jim and Sam is a real show
Yeah it sucks.
J&S is the best radio show ever, covid 19 came from tainted bat meat and bye-dim got 80 million votes. Shows over folks, turn in your guns.
Jim is giving up on the show. He browses the internet and just says, ".....yeah..." To so many of Sam's attempted set ups lol
Sam Roberts is the leading cause of cancer
Yeah so i guess any one can get a sirius radio this days
That's fucked up. Sorry Mark
it was the girlfriend.
3 hour window between 830am and 1130am as the girlfriend was aware when she arrived. Inside job and girlfriend is a suspect. Mark has also said she's been ignoring him lately. Mark is a dummy and ignorant about certain things. Mark needs to be single and be smarter with women.
Stay funny boys🍻